The Life and Times of Davenport

Oh snap it's fookin' Davenport! "Chavs!"

toonami:

it’s SATURDAY!!! TOONAMI DAY!!!!

toonami:

it’s SATURDAY!!! TOONAMI DAY!!!!

beckyspage9:

Did anyone else find this really sexist? Why did the trailer have to begin with Samus being punched in the kidney like it’s funny? Especially when she didn’t even attack him, she just noticed that he was short and he becomes a nutjob and hits her like that. That’s not cool, Nintendo.

You missed the joke: The joke is that he doesn’t like being called out for being short. Kinda like Ed in Fullmetal Alchemist.
That or you are an elaborate troll.

beckyspage9:

Did anyone else find this really sexist? Why did the trailer have to begin with Samus being punched in the kidney like it’s funny? Especially when she didn’t even attack him, she just noticed that he was short and he becomes a nutjob and hits her like that. That’s not cool, Nintendo.

You missed the joke: The joke is that he doesn’t like being called out for being short. Kinda like Ed in Fullmetal Alchemist.

That or you are an elaborate troll.

lilacpoints asked: To anyone who asks, I say I'm feline kin. Not sure if this counts as a different species entirely, but I have four eyes and two tails and i am larger than an average cat.

I don’t think you know what felines are…

izcon:

one-whole-egg:

lesbianboob:

if ur not a lesbian instead of using the term femme why dont u just fucking say feminine. literally just say feminine what the fuck is the use of appropriating femme when u can just say feminine or something. or think of another term oh my god its not hard

I think there are bigger issues facing people today.

I think you’re completely missing the point

You know, femme IS a French word meaning “woman”. Maybe you’re missing the reality?

(Source: fesbian)

Note

Bro comics is coming tonight, not now.

Hey bro!

Friday nights are now bro nights, head on under to Davenport Comics for the world premiere of Eli and Bro Comics, it’s maxcore ‘cite, bro!

Anyone interested can join Davenport Comics by contacting me.

Today I learned that the laws of physics hate fat people.

Tossed this together in Musescore. I kinda picture it being in a video game some day, but it probably won’t be.

Oddly fitting

realizes:

My blog will make you realize how beautiful you are!

Mine will make you realize how ugly you are so you eat pizza for comfort until you get fat and then get more upset, leading to eating more pizza for comfort, until you realize that pizza is the only friend you have.

realizes:

My blog will make you realize how beautiful you are!

Mine will make you realize how ugly you are so you eat pizza for comfort until you get fat and then get more upset, leading to eating more pizza for comfort, until you realize that pizza is the only friend you have.

(Source: s7ven-satellite, via georgiababer)